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Broken Faith

Fire burns inside your soul, water is drying you'r thurst but not too enough, earth is under your feets but you are drowning in quicksand, air is all around you but you are losing your breath becouse all the rush around you

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    Post by Dardemore Wed Jan 21, 2009 3:06 am

    Bio je jedan zec, hodao po ulica, i tako on je hodao i jedan put on je zaboravio da dise i je umro Neutral
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    Post by elfen lied Wed Jan 28, 2009 1:11 am

    Tri homoseksualca umru i njihovi ljubavnici se igrom slučaja nađu zajedno u krematoriju. Raspravljaju što će učiniti sa pepelom svojih pokojnih supružnika.
    Prvi kaže:
    - "Moj Darko je volio pecati ribe, pa ću prosuti njegov pepeo u njegovo omiljeno jezero."
    Drugi:
    - "Eugen je obožavao letjeti, pa ću ja prosuti njegov pepeo u zrak kada idući put budem bio u avionu."
    Treći na to kaže:
    - "Moj Grgur je bio izvrstan ljubavnik. Ja ću prosuti njegov pepeo u zdjelu kada idući put budem radio čili, da mi može rasturiti guzicu još jedan, posljednji put."

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